I’m going on vacation tomorrow and I’ll be back at the start of Septembre (meaning that I will barely be online during that time) so don’t worry I’m fine and not ignoring you, just on a vacation where I don’t have a lot of wifi (or even electricity)
I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club
You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"
I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures.
If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.
you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals
You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition
Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.
I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit
Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken
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ND (ADHD) culture is submitting an ask to this blog and then forgetting what you said so you don't know when your ask has come through 🤣
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Legit read your post as "I just slept 20 hours does anyone have any pronouns", implying that you lost yours during the big sleep.
The prompt, thus, is, sleep that unpros your nouns
NOOO MY AMATEUR NOUNS
Here's your reminder to gay the pray away
ALTFYI: The 'drop, cover, and hold on' advice only applies to earthquakes. If you encounter a mountain lion, you should absolutely not drop to the ground, crawl under it, and hold on to one of its legs.
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hmmm
roll for initiative
Hey babes I look hot today so now you look hot today, be blessed. I am Aphrodite and I declare it. My anxiety is gone I have confidence I am unstoppable
Nevermind I'm full of shit and my anxiety is back tenfold. I am a fool.
The duality of man